Monday, March 21, 2011

Women oh Women!...

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."



The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get Ten times of that. The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!!"

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.


Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you, Stop here and continue feeling good.....


Male readers: Please scroll down

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!

Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart. But actually not! =P

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it only goes to show that women never listen!!! that is why you read it even after my advise to stop!

Cheers~

8 comments:

farah said...

haha. curiosity bai~~ sbb tu baca sampai abis. ahahaha. no wonder ada pepatah mengatakan curiosity killed the cat. :p

Arm_mj said...

hahaha ngek... curiosity kills dang!

My Aisy said...

haha...aku jd mangsa curiosity gak...

saya_arief said...

aku nak gelak je.
hahahhaa.
:D

Owner of ~fuNtaStY..YuMmy~ said...

tak sempat nak stop tadi,
t'scroll then t'bace,
sad ending haha...=D

Malek Ku said...

xD

chika said...

cika ngaku, cika degil...wekkk..hahaha

Dda Ly said...

ehem²...woman blogger here...hehehe
tak sume pompa tak smart n tak sume lelaki smart kan?kan?kan? hehe

meh ke rumah..
~ku panjatkan syukur~
keep in touch ye..♥♥♥



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