Thursday, July 1, 2010

21 Ways To Annoy People

Hihi...Just for fun... u should try it!...If u want~~

  1. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
  2. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
  3. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
  4. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
  5. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
  6. Name your dog "Dog."
  7. Drum on every available surface.
  8. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
  9. Set alarms for random times.
  10. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
  11. Honk and wave to strangers.
  12. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
  13. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
  14. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
  15. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
  16. Ask people what gender they are.
  17. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
  18. Wear a LOT of cologne.
  19. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
  20. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
  21. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

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